Monday, August 11, 2008
Found this SAF joke on the net.
Warrant Officers, Specialists, and Enlistees:
REC - Really Enduring Camp in Tekong
PTE - Physically Trained Expert after Tekong
LCP - Lowest Confident Personnel in camp due to inexperience, also known as "Lan Chao Bing"
CPL - Cannot Play Liao because you are a senior NSF, also known as "Kao Beh Lang" as they always complain alot
SGT - Saying Goodbye Thank you, because you are at the end of your service
SSG - Showing Social Grace by asking people to call you staff instead of sergeant
MSG - Must Say Good no matter what your commanders so that you get your 1st epaulette on your shoulder faster
MWO - Must Watch Out for n00bs making mistakes and make them sign extra
SWO - Still Waiting Orders because you are somehow still lower ranked than commissioned officers even if you have loads more experience than them
Officers
LTA - Listening To Advice because your officer-commanding told you to do so and you cannot disobey
CPT - Call Please Thanks, too busy with work, no time to reply
MAJ - Must Always Joke so that people in SAFTI MI will recognise your "Leadership" and send you to command
LTC - Later Then Confirm because you have too many meetings to attend
COL - Content Over Leadership since you have already commanded so many people
BG - Better (be) Gone, so that someone can replace you...
MG - Media Glamour, especially if you are Chief of Army, pictures always taken for mass media purposes
LG - Life's good, nowhere higher to go, nothing to do also. Perhaps you can go into Singapore administrative services, the place where you can go into politics.
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Busy with homework because i have been procrastinating, taking a long rest during the weekend.
Shall end off with this pic:
We did it, together.*
4:48 PM
