Tuesday, September 9, 2008
A few jokes for you guys to destress.
One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?"
Peter thought for a second then said "Yeah I guess I would".
Then his the wife asked, "well would you have her as your golfing partner?"
Peter replied, "yep I probably would do that too".
"But surely you wouldn't give her my clubs?!", she cried.
Peter looked at her and said, "Nah, shes left handed."
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A man dies and finds himself standing third in line at the Pearly Gates.
The Angel explains that admission requirements are now a bit more strict, as a few slum landlords and con artists have managed to slip into Heaven without being detected.
He queries the first candidate:"What was your annual salary, and what was your profession? "I made $150,000 as an Attorney" comes the reply. "You may enter" says the Angel.
Second candidate, same question. "I made $95,000, I was a realtor." He is also permitted to enter.
Now it is the third man's turn. "My annual salary was $8,000." "Cool!" replies the Angel, "and what instrument did you play?"
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EDIT 2340hrs:
Got new shoes!
Looks really nice, thanks mum and dad! Can't wear it to school though because its brown. There's a big hole in my current shoes, can stick my toe out, haha. Nvm still got spare one.
Actual term 3 msg is 1.78, english teacher keyed in marks wrongly. =D
Good luck for those having bio SPA tmr! (including myself)
We did it, together.*
10:17 PM
One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?"
Peter thought for a second then said "Yeah I guess I would".
Then his the wife asked, "well would you have her as your golfing partner?"
Peter replied, "yep I probably would do that too".
"But surely you wouldn't give her my clubs?!", she cried.
Peter looked at her and said, "Nah, shes left handed."
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A man dies and finds himself standing third in line at the Pearly Gates.
The Angel explains that admission requirements are now a bit more strict, as a few slum landlords and con artists have managed to slip into Heaven without being detected.
He queries the first candidate:"What was your annual salary, and what was your profession? "I made $150,000 as an Attorney" comes the reply. "You may enter" says the Angel.
Second candidate, same question. "I made $95,000, I was a realtor." He is also permitted to enter.
Now it is the third man's turn. "My annual salary was $8,000." "Cool!" replies the Angel, "and what instrument did you play?"
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EDIT 2340hrs:
Got new shoes!
Looks really nice, thanks mum and dad! Can't wear it to school though because its brown. There's a big hole in my current shoes, can stick my toe out, haha. Nvm still got spare one.
Actual term 3 msg is 1.78, english teacher keyed in marks wrongly. =D
Good luck for those having bio SPA tmr! (including myself)
We did it, together.*
10:17 PM
